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Twenty short stories (sorry, no illustrations in this book, I couldn't afford to keep buying them), of which nine were fan commissions (labeled as such) and eleven are my own freelance writing of my own story ideas. The stories range from a tale of everyday life to science-fiction to fantasy to historical with a bizarre idea or two thrown in, just to keep things interesting. I have always striven for a variety in my writings and like to think that is what keeps my writing so prolific.

The stories in this book are:
Ride 'Em, Cowboy!--Nathan, the new ranch hand, is told to learn from veteran cowboy Clem about how to live the cowboy life, but when he goes to the barn, he finds Clem being mounted by his own horse! Clem explains that in this woman-scarce place, a fellow has to get his fun where he can. Nathan and Clem quickly realize that they don't have to turn to their horses for their sexual needs. Fan commission.

A Day in the Life--Jason is a hard-working construction man who does his job well and has his fun when and as he can. Little does he know that his every move is being recorded for a reality TV show, and gives them a lot to record with his sexual exploits of what for him is an ordinary day.

Come to Me--Harry keeps having the same dream of a warm tropical beach and a handsome brown man there, waiting for him, and as the dreams get more powerful, he determines to find this beach and this man and begin to live the life that had been meant for him all along.

Paying for College--College student Tyler is once again faced with paying for his next semester's college expenses, but instead of going into student loan debt, he has another option on how to pay for his college, by performing in the Arena where he is chased by lots of horny Hunters in a maze where the penalty is a real pain in the ass!

Born Ready--Brett and Pete are buddies who go with their wives to a mountain cabin for deer hunting season but when the wives see the cabin accommodations (one bed and a mattress in a loft), they consign their husbands to the loft, where these horny men find that all the fun of this vacation is not out in the woods hunting deer.

Got to Get a Roommate--Dak and Celia are lovers sharing an apartment, the cost of which means they need a third person for a roommate. When Dak meets Bo who is looking for a place, their roommate problem is solved, until Dak and Bo get a little too close!

Christmas Coupons--My Christmas story offering for 2021. Edwin is big on Christmas and hosts a party where he invites his friends and co-workers, making sure each one gets a token present from him. But the gift he intended for one friend-with-benefits gets swapped with a co-worker's gift, and Edwin is faced with the consquences of redeeming his coupons.

The Chumalima--My birthday gift for one avid fan (I do that for my repeat customers). Jordan is a new colonist on the planet Bimabora, and is told by a fellow college student about the chumalima, which slides in and visits you by night. He scoffs at this "legend" but soon learns that the chumalima is no legend!

The Last Genie--Jimmy, in Covid lockdown, finds an old bottle in his attic, and opens it to discover inside is a very-angry genie who is out to get revenge on Mankind for his plight. But the genie finds that Covid and the anti-vaxxers have made Mankind more miserable than he could ever do, and is left with taking the only revenge left on Jimmy. But with Covid locking Jimmy up in his own home, the vengeance is better than any wish he could make!

The Box--Mitch is abducted by aliens, and finds himself locked in a featureless room, and ends up being caught in invisible "boxes" with other men and forced to peform sexual acts with them, one after another, as the aliens study this unusual aspect of Mankind called "sex."

The Miracle Cure--Gorgeous model Garrett is suffering an odd malady, a nagging itch in his lower body that no doctor can seem to cure, until he finds a doctor with an unusual but very effective cure for his aches, a marvelous medication call Plesybeaux which requires an unusual mode of application. Fan commission.

Delivery Service--Jessen lives in an entire city built into a single building, in an apartment where all the furniture folds away into the walls when not in use and everything is delivered...including, it turns out, a handsome man to provide your sexual needs.

Willy Visits the Big City--Country boy Willy is a very restless sleeper, doing a lot more than walking and talking as his bedmates discover. He goes to the big city and its citizens discover that this country boy is well worth sharing a bed with. Fan commission, this story continues a prior set of stories the fan has bought, but it is not necessary to read those to enjoy this story.

Double Date--Deke invites Morrie to go with him on a double date with two girls, but when Morrie gets there, he finds out that the pairing on this double-date was not what he was expecting, and has a much better time than he expected.

The Wheel of Love--Edgar's love is neither a man nor a woman, but a huge wheel of cheddar cheese, and what he does with that cheese is nobody's business but his own! A fan commission, by which I hope I prove to people that I can write about ANYTHING, not just gay porn!

Problems With a New Roommmate--Peter's new roommate Geoff is both a sleepwalker and a sleeptalker, and when the lights go out, Peter finds out just how extreme this sleepwalking-talking actually is. A fan commmission by the same fan who wanted the "Willy" stories.

Mr. Porter's Protege--Tory grew up on the "wrong side of the tracks," but when he goes to school, a teacher, Mr. Porter, is the force that lets Tory turn his life around. When he grows up, he returns to his home town and meets his former teacher, and they form a new and even stronger bond than he had as a child. A fan commission.

Fair Warning--Three astronauts land on a new world and find the flora and fauna of this planet have a unique reaction to their presence. They escape but try to leave for future visitors a short but very important warning!

Love by Typewriter--Jason moves into an old house and finds a typewriter in his attic, but as he investigates the typewriter begins to type all by itself, and through it he finds himself in contact with the house's former owner, a closeted gay man in dire need of Jason's assistance. Part of that is a very odd encounter, instead of phone sex, it's "typewriter sex." A fan commission.

A Small, Distant Island--Set in earlier centuries, when his ship is destroyed in a storm, the sailor Edward is washed overboard. He nearly drowns but is saved by a man who unexplainedly rescues him and takes him to shore. He soon learns that this man is a "merman" who lives all alone in this remote lagoon, and thus begins an odd tale of survival as this castaway and lonely merman develop a relationship that spans the decades. A fan commission.

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